"Hollywood Squares" Famous Answers
   

    WOW! Original Hollywood Squares From The Original Hollywood Squares T.V. Show. These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now.

   
Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he's married?
Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get  older?
Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Peter Marshall: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say    "I love you"? Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.

Peter Marshall: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking?
Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!
 
Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't?
Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies... but I don't recommend the cookies!
   
Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
   
Peter Marshall: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are    you going to get any during your first year?
Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!
   
Peter Marshall: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
   
Peter Marshall: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at  nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
Paul Lynde: Tape measures.
   
Peter Marshall: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.
   
Peter Marshall: Can boys join the camp fire girls?
Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
   
Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say there are only seven    or eight things in the world dumber than an ant.
George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of 'em.
   
Peter Marshall: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
   
Peter Marshall: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with  getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!
   
Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy?
Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!
   
Peter Marshall: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting  "Poo! Poo! Poo!"   What does that mean?
George Goebel: Cattle crossing.
   
Peter Marshall: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body -    what is it?
Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!
   
Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait
a while. Why?
Paul Lynde: He's out of town.
   
Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I
ever did." What was it?
Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.
   
Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What
are  they?
Charley Weaver: His feet.
   
Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
   
Peter Marshall: Do female frogs croak?
Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water.

Peter Marshall: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.